after years of waiting
did a cat get your tongue? about me ©

 assholes who initiated the survival strategy

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posted 7 hours ago (© hero-of-noahs)
#DYING   #so true though   #glad i missed out on the bad parts of it tbh  
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posted 3 weeks ago (© vinyaya)
#I   #AM   #DYING   #KLSFSDF   #rachna have you seen this   #glorious things to wake up to   #cackling   #SRK'S FACE   #WHAT AN EXCELLENT POST  

corcordium: abstract-expressionist-butts: Harbored within this image is a stirring elegy to despair of the human condition.  The voluptuous form of the buttocks is rendered with naive, jejune lines, and drips with Freudian connotation.  This symbolic rendering of the young anal-fixative mind serves as an eloquent metaphor for life in the modern age. The viewer is confronted with a disturbing representation of childlike innocence focused on intensely sexual emotions, paralleling our times’ mix of rampant industrialism and undeveloped social impulse.  Yet there is still a strong sense of hope about this striking image, particularly in regards to the upwardly inclined cheeks which seem almost to stare longingly into the aether.  Heroic, Randian, this youthful Übermensch seeks transcendence through self-empowerment.  Yet the future of the Modern Man is still uncertain, a fact which is highlighted by the innovative composition.  The figure is suspended in an ambiguous void wherein it is uncertain whether it is falling into the black pitch of Nihilism at the bottom of the frame or lifting itself up from that Blackness unto Paradise. “It is up to you”, the artist seems to tell us, “to decide your own fate!” #this reads like tumblr tag meta

corcordium:

abstract-expressionist-butts:

Harbored within this image is a stirring elegy to despair of the human condition.  The voluptuous form of the buttocks is rendered with naive, jejune lines, and drips with Freudian connotation.  This symbolic rendering of the young anal-fixative mind serves as an eloquent metaphor for life in the modern age. The viewer is confronted with a disturbing representation of childlike innocence focused on intensely sexual emotions, paralleling our times’ mix of rampant industrialism and undeveloped social impulse.  Yet there is still a strong sense of hope about this striking image, particularly in regards to the upwardly inclined cheeks which seem almost to stare longingly into the aether.  Heroic, Randian, this youthful Übermensch seeks transcendence through self-empowerment.  Yet the future of the Modern Man is still uncertain, a fact which is highlighted by the innovative composition.  The figure is suspended in an ambiguous void wherein it is uncertain whether it is falling into the black pitch of Nihilism at the bottom of the frame or lifting itself up from that Blackness unto Paradise. “It is up to you”, the artist seems to tell us, “to decide your own fate!”

#this reads like tumblr tag meta

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posted 1 month ago (© abstract-expressionist-butts)
#dying  

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posted 1 month ago (© secretotaku)
#i   #am   #dying   #this show is for me i stg   #the best sort of humor with such an endearing story   #uchuu kyoudai   #MOM  

bootysnatchers:

-redux replied to your post: -redux replied to your post: #jules how do…

ilu

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Rare-President-George-Washington-Chicken-McNugget-DRYER-LINT-Sculpture-Nugget-/190651262680?pt=Art_Sculpture&hash=item2c63b366d8#ht_1196wt_1116

 Rare President George Washington Chicken McNugget Replica Made Entirely From DRYER LINT !!

This is definitely not food — unless Dryer Lint is currently a part of your diet.

Made from 100% human clothing-fabric fibers and everything else microscopic that ends up in the dryer’s end-product.  It has, of course, been washed and sanitized in a washing machine, and then underwent extreme heat temperatures in a clothes dryer.  The lint was then soaked in water, with a dash of natural corn starch, and finally reshaped into this majestic, one-of-a-kind presidential delight.

Now that the lint is dry, it has the consistency of an actual dried-out, slightly over-cooked, crispy Chicken McNugget.    


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posted 2 months ago (© bootysnatchers)
#i   #am   #dying  
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doctordude:

this started as a follow up to the other mix but went in a different direction artist-wise

Kyary/Kanye/Lana Del Rey

K Y /\ R Y

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posted 3 months ago (© doctordude)
#i   #am   #dying   #because someone   #just mixed a japanese song   #with kanye and ldr   #AND IT IS HILARIOUS   #THIS SHOULD BE A THING   #ldsjkfaksldjsdakd  

wugs:

justremovethearrow:

goodmessagepussy:

I’m going to say this once and only once.

Not everything needs to be dubstep.

ONCE- AND ONLY ONCE- AND ONLY ONCE- AND ONLY ONCE- AND ONLY

NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT

“not everything needs to be-“

.

WUB WUB WIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWI WUUUB WUUUUB

oh my god

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posted 4 months ago (© goodmessagepussy)
#i   #am   #dying  

Scully and Mulder’s favorite pastimes:

andeyeslikeashowroom:

1. Getting anything useful to the case destroyed.
2. Increasing the amounts of sexual tension.
3. Having conversations in the rain.
4. Talking about how bad things will look in their reports.

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posted 4 months ago (© andeyeslikeashowroom)
#arguing about autopsies   #chasing monsters in the dark   #getting their casefiles robbed   #fighting over who gets to drive the car   #getting lost   #traveling to antartica and all the way back   #dying   #DYING   #they like that a lot   #hand holding in hospital beds   #hand holding everywhere tbh   #eyefucking   #etc etc  

i don’t think people understand the emotional upheaval i am having at the moment

WATANUKI KIMIHIRO IS APPEARING IN GOHOU DRUG

WATANUKI KIMIHIRO IS APPEARING IN GENERAL

LIKE

HOW ARE PEOPLE NOT COLLAPSING OVER FROM THIS INFORMATION

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posted 6 months ago
#i am just   #crawling on the floor   #dying   #slowly dying   #someone help me   #this is not allowed   #you just   #can't   #do this to me   #fuck   #fuck   #fuck